The Morning Ritual
I was late. The constant fear of missing the
train had awakened me till 1 A.M. The train was to leave the station at 6 A.M.
I had planned to get up at 4 in the morning, follow my routine morning rituals,
and then leave at 5 for the station. But everything reversed when I kept dozing,
as I ignored the repeated snoozes of my alarm. I woke up at 5. I was unable to decide if I
wanted to be at the lavatory or should book a cab. My bladder was about to
burst and the accumulated waste inside my colon was pressing my rectum hard to
be thrown out. I thrust myself into a pair of jeans and a pullover and rushed
to the washroom grabbing the mobile phone in one palm.
I was multitasking.
While I emptied myself in the commode, my left
hand was brushing my teeth and my right palm was booking a cab.
Relieved.
The cab was 2 minutes away, which meant in 120
seconds, I had to clean my teeth and face, also my buttocks, wear shoes, and be
at the pick-up point. I stayed on the 2nd floor of my hostel.
The phone rang. My mother. I disconnected it. Nothing
unusual. The only person important to me right now was the cab driver. I prayed
for him to be late for 3 minutes at least. It was 5.15 A.M. already.
He arrived exactly at the mentioned time. ‘Main
pohoch gaya location mein.’
‘Ha Bhaiyya main bhi bas pohoch gaya.’
I was still about to wear the shoes. Walk down
the staircases. Grab the keys from the gatekeeper.
A huge task for my 20-year-old mind.
I was going home during my summer break. It was
the first time I was traveling by train. The train was Rajdhani Express which
meant, the train was on time.
‘Bhaiyya. Wo train 6 bje hai. On time. Pohcha do
na kaise bhi. Please.’
‘Maruti Alto hai bhai, helicopter nahi. Pankh thode lage hai. Location mein 10minute rukwaya apne.’
‘Sorry Bhaiyya. Double fare dunga.’
This worked. The small cab became a helicopter
in a few minutes and I was at the station at 5.55 A.M. I ran to Platform No. 1.
Jumped up to a compartment and the train started.
I gasped. ‘Finally.’
I traveled through each compartment which
seemed never ending with the heavy luggage in one hand, the bag pack on my
shoulders, and the other clutching the phone. It rang until I picked it up to
inform my mother about my boarding. I had decided not to narrate to her my morning
anecdote. She would again misconstrue me and elaborate a disquisition on
discipline. I took my seat and stretched myself with a cup of tea served by the
catering service on the train.
While I crossed several villages, I could see
small children running to the fields clenching a small pot of water in one
hand. Some were already seated on the ground in ‘malasana’ pushing
themselves to unburden their bowels. I smiled and was amused at the thought of
myself being replicated in the same plight just an hour ago.
After some time, I dozed off asking my mother
to wake me up 15 minutes before my destination. I had transferred the onus of not
missing the station to my mother. I was relaxed.
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